Post by bluebean on Feb 22, 2007 0:44:00 GMT 1
A/N: This is a bit of a crossover with Bones, and it's a satirical drabble ;D... definitly not for you Horatio fans (unless you've got good senses of humor) Anyway, enjoy!
The Downfall of SuperCaine
Horatio Caine stands in a perfect patch of sunlight. His hair is combed perfectly. In fact, everything about his appearance is perfect. It has to be. If it isn't, then he wouldn't be... SuperCaine! The most wondrous of all super beings. SuperCaine! is feared by all, what with his dreaded monotone, his westernesque gun slinging, and, of course, the all powerful sunglasses!
He has the sunglasses! now, he holds them loosely in his hands as he stares at his opponent, who stands only a few paces away, one Seeley Booth. Horatio simply has to slip on the sunglasses! and then he will be SuperCaine!
He lifts his hands, preparing to slip the frames onto his face, but a sharp pain rockets through his hands and the sunglasses! fly from them. He looks at the back of his hand and sees a mark from an ostentatious belt buckle adorning his pale skin. He quickly lifts his head to see that his opponent has snatched the sunglasses! from where they landed.
“It will do you no good, Mr. Booth. I am still Horatio Caine,” he says as he pulls his gun from its holster. He points it at Seeley Booth, who has returned his belt to his waist and drawn his own weapon.
“You may be Horatio Caine, but I have your sunglasses,” Booth calls out. He drops the sunglasses! and then crushes them under his feet. Horatio lets out a strangled cry as his body begins to melt. His hands and face turn to puddy and the gun falls to the ground.
“I'm melting, I'm melting!” Horatio calls out. Booth watches as the man's body turns into a puddle of goo, then he turns and leaves, making sure that his belt buckle is fully visible.
The Downfall of SuperCaine
Horatio Caine stands in a perfect patch of sunlight. His hair is combed perfectly. In fact, everything about his appearance is perfect. It has to be. If it isn't, then he wouldn't be... SuperCaine! The most wondrous of all super beings. SuperCaine! is feared by all, what with his dreaded monotone, his westernesque gun slinging, and, of course, the all powerful sunglasses!
He has the sunglasses! now, he holds them loosely in his hands as he stares at his opponent, who stands only a few paces away, one Seeley Booth. Horatio simply has to slip on the sunglasses! and then he will be SuperCaine!
He lifts his hands, preparing to slip the frames onto his face, but a sharp pain rockets through his hands and the sunglasses! fly from them. He looks at the back of his hand and sees a mark from an ostentatious belt buckle adorning his pale skin. He quickly lifts his head to see that his opponent has snatched the sunglasses! from where they landed.
“It will do you no good, Mr. Booth. I am still Horatio Caine,” he says as he pulls his gun from its holster. He points it at Seeley Booth, who has returned his belt to his waist and drawn his own weapon.
“You may be Horatio Caine, but I have your sunglasses,” Booth calls out. He drops the sunglasses! and then crushes them under his feet. Horatio lets out a strangled cry as his body begins to melt. His hands and face turn to puddy and the gun falls to the ground.
“I'm melting, I'm melting!” Horatio calls out. Booth watches as the man's body turns into a puddle of goo, then he turns and leaves, making sure that his belt buckle is fully visible.